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Shrinky Dink 

The effect of cold water on the penis , whether from a lake, shower, or anywhere, making it considerably smaller
Dude look at his shrinky dink! It's tiny!
Shrinky Dink by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009

Shrinky Dink 

when you get out of the shower and your dick shrinks
I stepped out of the shower and looked down and noticed that i had a shrinky dink.
Shrinky Dink by Sammy Ferguson September 20, 2004

Chinese Shrinky Dink 

The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.
After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.

shrinky dink 

That time of the month for men in which they act like douches. Its symptoms are similar to that of the female period but more severe and can occur at any time of the month. Characterized by mood swings, anal retention, and an inability to find his balls.
He must be on his shrinky dink, he's acting like a biotch.
shrinky dink by JeStKa October 23, 2010

Shrinky Dink 

A device that is placed over the penis in order to shrink it.
Shrinky dinks don't sell that good in China because they don't make them that small :)
Shrinky Dink by SM3393 January 9, 2009

shrinky dink 

when your penis shrinks too much
shrinky dink by Bob February 13, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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