Spreadeagle

The supple act of a female performing a handstand, then subsequently parting her legs whilst receiving cunnilingus.

She told me she was a gymnast, and it took the ol' spreadeagle to convince me.

by IndieG-Boy August 11, 2020

Spreadeagle

Daily roueteine to do after loggong on 4chan and eating to many bowls of kelog cereal and frozen desserts. Sit up and excersise the mind

Guy: spreadeagle
Guy 2: didnt committe

by Sir likes alot January 16, 2026

Spreadeagle Jr

Narcissistic asshole, who only cares about himself and nobody else.. drinks, drugs and bxtches are his mains ;)

Ugh! Look over there.. yikes it's Spreadeagle Jr

by Addela May 19, 2018

spreadable buttery ballsack

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.

damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.

by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009

spread eagle

When a girl opens her legs so far that her pussy actually splits in half.

When I walked in the room the girl was spread eagle on the bed.

by steve May 9, 2003

spread-eagle slampig

A spread-eagle slampig, or "slammy," for short is a adjective describing a loose woman or man. In other words, someone who is openly sexually active and is usually associated with being dirty. Very easily become sexual prey or is willing to engage in sexual acts with strangers.

I.E. in the military these women or men are considered "moral gear," where anyone willing is able to have a turn.

Example: "I thought that girl was a slut before, but she's been around so much she's more of a spread-eagle slampig!"

Example 2: "I wouldn't be caught in between the sheets with that "slammy", I don't want to contract any diseases.

by Metalczenko January 9, 2010

Spread Eagle

A particular dance move in which one lays on their back and opens their legs in a split position to the sky.

Mo dropped into the spread eagle in the middle of his dance performance .

by MightyExtra May 21, 2017