spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023

Spreadater

When a male or female bends over. Then takes the index & middle finger from each hand. Inserts their fingers into the anus. Then spreads the anus open, like Predators mouth.

Spreadater:
During my prostate exam my doctor said," reach back and your ass like the predators mouth."

by SQUATTER79 March 4, 2021

spreadbanging

During intercourse, spreading the legs of a partner then applying prodigious amounts of peanut butter spread to act as a lubricant. Once applied both partners engage at a high frequency of thrustage.

I would spreadbang her so much, get me the the crunchy peanut butter; she would love it.

Jennifer loves spreadbanging so much that she goes through 10kg of sunpat per week.

by Alfonse LeCreton September 1, 2022

Spreadativity

The act of spreading cheeks…..and sometimes negativity….spreadativity

I’m on some spreadativity shit tonight man

by peepeebunzo January 22, 2022

spreadator

One who spreads sexually transmitted diseases knowingly, in a predatory nature.

If I caught an std I would spread it to my ex like a spreadator

by Cruchie July 17, 2017

spreadation

spread of something that keeps on going and going.

Father,the spreadation of your cigarette smoke is getting all over my clothes.

by Cassiee December 25, 2007