The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.

Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."

Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."

Sporting KC by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012

Related Words

Sportiello • sportie • sporty • shortie • sortie • sporting • Sportin' • Sporkie • Sporter • sporticus

Sportist

A person that does sport which requires skill, physical prowess and a certain level of badass.

I run because I am a sportist.

Sportist by Tribesman2012 October 21, 2012

Sportically Challenged

when a person is exceptionally bad at sports, he/she is sportically challenged.

Hey, guys look at that guy over there, he's missing the net every time! He must be sportically challenged.

Sportically Challenged by lexipullen9 November 12, 2010

sporting leather

The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.

"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.

"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.

sporting leather by Guydudebro March 23, 2011

sportin a softy

When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.

Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."

sportin a softy by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

sporting off

To be completely relaxed and at peace with one's environment. People often misconstrue this term to mean "masturbating" or "jerking off." This is a complete misperception.

The man sitting at the bar was watching the game, enjoying a light beer and sporting off.

sporting off by A.C. Chach April 11, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026