sportathon

Regular gathering of permanent members of the sportathon security council to enjoy sport, alcohol and ritual humiliation, not always in that order.

Sportathon '05, The Ashes. Good outcome.

sportathon by Dr Chris April 21, 2006

snortathon 

Slang term for when friends get together and laugh so hard they snort.

We were all right in the middle of an A-1 snortathon when Randall died suddenly as milk was backing up out of his nose, but then he was actually very old and had lived a very long and full life.

snortathon by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2021

Splitathon 

A long-ass hard Dave & Bambi FNF song that left people shellshocked for the rest of their lives.

Person 1 : Did you play Splitathon?
Person 2 : Yes, i don't want to play ever again.

Splitathon by Peter Griffin tells the truth June 5, 2022

Sportcation 

Mid week vacation day to either recover from, perform in or attend a sporting event.

Jim took a sportcation from the office to go skiing last Wednesday.

Sportcation by Mr291T January 9, 2019

sportaholic

Someone who is obsessed with sports but does not actually need to be good at them

Dude, Sam is such a sportaholic but he sucks like shit on the court.

sportaholic by The Knower Of Everything July 17, 2007

spermathon 

A ridiculous challenge between male friends to determine who can ejaculate the most times within 24 hours.

Guy 1: I bet you guys can only jack off twice before you can't anymore!

Guy 2: Why don't we have a spermathon to determine who can do it the most!

spermathon by wanker69 March 10, 2012

Spermathon 

When your sperm do 42 (micro) kilometres for their chosen charity(s).

How did your little guys do at the Spermathon earlier bro?

Spermathon by Officer Party Hard July 14, 2019