spoon goon

noun, a man, usually intoxicated who will spoon with the ugliest women or men in the world

billy spooned with that ugly ass monkeyho last night, hes such a spoon goon!

by dick chesse December 11, 2008

Spoon Goon

A Horror Host groupie.

I went to a convention last weekend and this Spoon Goon would not leave Elvira alone!

by Son Of Froggy August 18, 2012

Goon Spoon

a shovel

"Go pick up that goon spoon and start digging a hole."

by thebiestsc August 28, 2008

Spoon Gooning

The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load

After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024