Spoon Goon

A Horror Host groupie.

I went to a convention last weekend and this Spoon Goon would not leave Elvira alone!

by Son Of Froggy August 18, 2012

spoon goon

noun, a man, usually intoxicated who will spoon with the ugliest women or men in the world

billy spooned with that ugly ass monkeyho last night, hes such a spoon goon!

by dick chesse December 18, 2008

Goon Spoon

a shovel

"Go pick up that goon spoon and start digging a hole."

by thebiestsc October 18, 2008

Goon Spoon

A mannequin arm attached to a mic stand, to wirelessly cup your balls for you.

John stole a mannequin from Truworth (queens park), to build himself a Goon Spoon.

by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025

Spoon Gooning

The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load

After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024

spoongoon

Spoongoon is where someone shoots up meth and becomes a super twistaflexing methmonster.

Say did you see that spoongoon back there he's all fucked up

by Dookieshoot demon February 8, 2019

Spoongooey

Weird

Man you’re spoongooey!!

by Chessiscool February 26, 2022