sponge bag

A small bag to carry sponges used during Roman times to cleanse after clearing bowels. Sometimes sponge would be mounted on a stick. Giving us the term "The shitty end of the stick" if the user grabbed the wrong end when reaching into the sponge bag
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"
Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag
by Jiz Royale 17 February 29, 2016
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sponge-bag

Someone who says and spells everything wrong.
Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?

Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.

Boris: What a sponge-bag !
by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022
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