sponge-bag 

Someone who says and spells everything wrong.

Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?

Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.

Boris: What a sponge-bag !

sponge-bag by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022

sponge bag 

A small bag to carry sponges used during Roman times to cleanse after clearing bowels. Sometimes sponge would be mounted on a stick. Giving us the term "The shitty end of the stick" if the user grabbed the wrong end when reaching into the sponge bag
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"

Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag

sponge bag by Jiz Royale 17 August 21, 2016

spooge bag 

A squeezable container used for the application of icing to cake

also spooge-bag, spoogebag

Goddamned spooge bag clogged up! Now how am I supposed to finish decorataing this cake?

spooge bag by http://ghastly.keenspace.com May 29, 2004

spoogebag 

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body

That's my new spoogebag over there

spoogebag by Dr spooge May 30, 2018

Mustache Spongebath

When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.

Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."

Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."

Mustache Spongebath by Mike E. Coyne April 11, 2017

spongebather 

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...

Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....

spongebather by kmd555564 October 6, 2011

Spongebawls 

A funny name for Spongebob in the famous Grandma's Kisses spoof.

Whip out your sack I'll be back in a sec Spongebawls.

Spongebawls by iTzJSw4g June 12, 2011