SpongeFag 

A typical SpongeBob fan. Makes references to quotes and memes from the show at any chance they get.

Karl: Did you just blow in from stupid town?
JDawg: Oh, this guy's a SpongeFag.

SpongeFag by KFACKS January 18, 2025

spoogebag 

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body

That's my new spoogebag over there

spoogebag by Dr spooge May 30, 2018

Mustache Spongebath

When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.

Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."

Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."

Mustache Spongebath by Mike E. Coyne April 11, 2017

Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy 

Also known as MAD BRO DISEASE, this ailment is fairly common among frat boys or teenagers. A bro will become jealous when his bro starts hanging around with other bros more than him. However, the bro cannot admit these feelings for fear of being called gay, and so instead becomes angry over seemingly pointless things.

Bro 1: "Why is Brosef Stalin over there being such a buzzkill?"

Bro 2: "He's got a bad case of Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy because Tom is partying with some other bros."

Bro 1: "What a fag."

Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy by PNUTBUTTERnCRAK December 30, 2009

Spongenigga 

Something in your cousins car by the screen. You get upset when you lose it.

Person one: “Ay where spongenigga at?”
Person two: “I’m not sure he fell yesterday”

Spongenigga by A nigga need his doe June 11, 2018

Spongegar 

A meme used to express one's feeling in an awkward situation. It features the primitive SpongeBob character, which many people incorrectly call Spongegar.

It was a short lived meme that largely existed on Facebook, and mainly died off in a few weeks after it became viral.

Use the Spongegar meme for awkward situations

I feel sorry for all the poor bastards that got a Spongegar tattoo just because it was popular for a few weeks

Spongegar by Sentinel Stark June 27, 2016

Songfag 

A person, who collects a large amount of music, just to say he has a bigger music collection than you. Even if he doesnt like it.

Have you seen that songfag over there? he has like 18000 songs!

Songfag by CHAOS123 June 9, 2009