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Shlong bong 

An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)
Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong

Shlong Bong 

Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.
Shlong Bong by HUD1974 August 6, 2020

Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick
Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly

Bong Shlong 

When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong
Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong
Bong Shlong by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

Song Tra Bong 

To get absolutely owned. Just like Tim O'Brien's regiment does in the Song Tra Bong. Hence, Song Tra Bong means "getting owned."

Abbreviated form: STB
Jeremy got Song Tra Bonged on the english essay and subsequently cried.

Person #1: How'd the date go man?
Person #2: Duuude.... STB..

bong song 

A song written while high on weed.
That song is crazy, it must be a bong song.
bong song by caffeineboy December 9, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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