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Shlong bong 

An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)
Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong

Shlong Bong 

Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.
Shlong Bong by HUD1974 August 6, 2020

Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick
Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly

Bong Shlong 

When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong
Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong
Bong Shlong by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

Song Tra Bong 

To get absolutely owned. Just like Tim O'Brien's regiment does in the Song Tra Bong. Hence, Song Tra Bong means "getting owned."

Abbreviated form: STB
Jeremy got Song Tra Bonged on the english essay and subsequently cried.

Person #1: How'd the date go man?
Person #2: Duuude.... STB..

bong song 

A song written while high on weed.
That song is crazy, it must be a bong song.
bong song by caffeineboy December 9, 2008