spomelette 

A name for a tortilla Española or Spanish Omelette, often used in East London.

Hey mesero, can I get the albondigas, a gambas al ajillo and, uhh… a spomelette.

spomelette by NigellaLawsonschebs February 3, 2024

Shomelette 

A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!

"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"

"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."

Shomelette by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009

somelette

Making an omelette after sex. One of the bigger pleasures you'll ever experience early in the morning.

After I came inside that blonde, I just had to make me a somelette. Boy was it delicious!

somelette by VT-brother September 23, 2011

scromelette 

The results achieved upon "scrambling" or breaking an omelette into little pieces; often follows a failed attempt at making an omelette.

"Can I have an omelette?"
- "No, but you can have a scromelette."
"What's a scromelette?"
- "My attempt at making an omelette... You see, I have yet to successfully make an omelette it the traditional sense, but I make a mean scromelette."

scromelette by Tangerello December 22, 2005

Swomelette

An omelette made from Swan eggs harvested from the company pond.

That momma swan really came after me when I went near the nest, but the bacon egg and 3 cheese swomelette was totally worth it!

Swomelette by KelliKat313 April 16, 2009

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shomlette 

Shomlette

Shadi + omlette

sauteed onions
tomatoes
an egg cracked, not stirred or mixed, over the onions and tomatoes.

this tastes like heaven, what is it?

Oh it's a Shomlette

shomlette by shomlette lover February 25, 2010