scromelette

The results achieved upon "scrambling" or breaking an omelette into little pieces; often follows a failed attempt at making an omelette.

"Can I have an omelette?"
- "No, but you can have a scromelette."
"What's a scromelette?"
- "My attempt at making an omelette... You see, I have yet to successfully make an omelette it the traditional sense, but I make a mean scromelette."

by Tangerello December 22, 2005

Scromelette

A scrambled omelette

Cormac: What would you call a perfect breakfast?
Laura: A scromelette!?!!

by Dave3875292 September 27, 2021

Scromelette

When you set off to make an omelette but life scrambles it along the way.

The Israelis put all their eggs in Trump's basket but after the votes were cooked; all they were left with, was one giant Scromelette.

by ozcampbell September 7, 2023