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spok

An old, fat, wrinkly, woman that stores candy and junk food in her closet
My grandma is a spok!
by #haters January 13, 2018
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by lil dipshit April 23, 2018
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by Jujucat November 30, 2021
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a dumbass, someone who is very unintelligent and makes bad decisions
God damn that guy is such a spok bruh 💀
by spokr June 10, 2022
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Spok Five

The high five version in which you high five your target while in the Spok fingers position. Is not just for trekies it is a convienient high five that displays ones finger strength and skill at life, unlike a trekie. (No hating here just kidding)
You: SPOK FIVE!!! *yells at buddy*
Friend clone #34Q97: YEAH
*Spok Five ensues*
Both: AWESOME
*They go off to win the lottery and win at life and pwn everything in sight*
by Satanic Banana June 21, 2009
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the spok

Two in the pink and two in the stink making Spok's sign for Live Long and Prosper leaving the thumb free to stimulate the clit
Things were getting hot and heavy when she told me to use the spok on her.
by Porkinator July 20, 2015
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Spokompton

Spokompton, AKA Spokane is a stagnant rotting settlement in eastern Washington State near the Idaho border not totally but largely populated by losers of various sorts. Any talented local youth wastes no time escaping Spokompton shortly after high school. Spokompton is so far removed from cosmopolitan Seattle that it more appropriately belongs in nearby Idaho.....or maybe West Virginia.

This depressing run-down armpit excuse of a "city" can only be endured in doses of not much more than three consecutive days before one feels compelled to tear his eyes from their sockets and push needles into his ears while chewing aluminum foil. For those not stoners or meth-heads, there is little to do in this ghetto but watch losers pass by on their way to the convenience store for another couple of 40s.

The fairly pleasant summer weather gives way to a dreary fall followed by a dark and nasty winter where cars driving with chains on salted roads create parallel canyons in each lane revealed only by the spring snow melt that leaves behind shoe ruining slop should you have to walk in it.

Spokompton a town that people generally leave - not move to unless coerced by powers beyond their control.
This town is so messed up it reminds me of Spokompton.

There are more losers in this town than Spokompton.
by Smack Baby August 21, 2011
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