spoehr

To claim your better at something than you already are.

Adam is just a spoehr.

by DickTrickle99 November 3, 2017

Spoerk glasses

glasses that are entirely too big for someones face.

person 1: wow that person has glasses too big for his face.
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk glasses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh hell no
person 1: i hate you

person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee

by Ms. Thompson April 17, 2010

sloehr

An abnormally tall, gangly young adult with a propensity for hyper-organization and excessively promiscuous kissing of the opposite sex while inebriated. Often seen in the Boston area with brown and blonde haired girls watching GLEE and Grey's Anatomy.

Steven Loehr is a big fat sloehr

by Buttface Magoo March 20, 2010

spoerke

How to call that inopportune moment when you open your mouth to speak, and a small jet of spit comes flying out.

"Ooops! I spoerked! I'm so sorry!"
"Careful not to spoerke when you propose to Anna"
"Let me wipe that spoerke off your cheek"

by Altaira November 25, 2006

spœrgį

what if he’s grorgy?
(grœrg *I)

“ grœrg *I”
“ spœrgį “

by smellystinkbeast73 September 9, 2023