person 1: wow that person has glasses too big for his face.
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk glasses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh hell no person 1: i hate you
person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee
An abnormally tall, gangly young adult with a propensity for hyper-organization and excessively promiscuous kissing of the opposite sex while inebriated. Often seen in the Boston area with brown and blonde haired girls watching GLEE and Grey's Anatomy.