spoerke
How to call that inopportune moment when you open your mouth to speak, and a small jet of spit comes flying out.
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Sporkerize
Sporkerize by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
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spoerke • sporked • Sporkeh • sporker • Sperked • Spoerk glasses • sporke • Sporkedein • sporkenese • Sporkenife
sporkeh
AKA sp0rkeh.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.
sporkeh by progamer124 April 13, 2005
Sporked
intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)
Spoerk glasses
person 1: wow that person has glasses too big for his face.
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk glasses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh hell no
person 1: i hate you
person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk glasses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh hell no
person 1: i hate you
person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee
Spoerk glasses by Ms. Thompson April 17, 2010
Sperked
Sperked by Casey & Tity. October 8, 2008
Sporkesucker
Pubes
An Organism That Enjoys The Act Of Smooching Another Organisms Of The Same Or Opposite Sex's Pubic Hair. Also Includes Animals
An Organism That Enjoys The Act Of Smooching Another Organisms Of The Same Or Opposite Sex's Pubic Hair. Also Includes Animals
Tori: Hey Babe
Tami: Hey Sexy ;).
Tori: You Wana Suck My Pubes?
Tami: Oh Yea, Im Such A Sporkesucker.
Tami: Hey Sexy ;).
Tori: You Wana Suck My Pubes?
Tami: Oh Yea, Im Such A Sporkesucker.
Sporkesucker by Lauren Miller March 15, 2008
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