How to call that inopportune moment when you open your mouth to speak, and a small jet of spit comes flying out.
"Ooops! I spoerked! I'm so sorry!"
"Careful not to spoerke when you propose to Anna"
"Let me wipe that spoerke off your cheek"
by Altaira November 25, 2006
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glasses that are entirely too big for someones face.
person 1: wow that person has glasses too big for his face.
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk glasses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh hell no
person 1: i hate you

person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee
by Ms. Thompson April 17, 2010
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