spoerke 

How to call that inopportune moment when you open your mouth to speak, and a small jet of spit comes flying out.

"Ooops! I spoerked! I'm so sorry!"
"Careful not to spoerke when you propose to Anna"
"Let me wipe that spoerke off your cheek"

spoerke by Altaira November 25, 2006

Sporkerize 

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.

I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .

Sporkerize by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

sporkeh 

AKA sp0rkeh.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.

See www.pwned.nl for an example.

sporkeh by progamer124 April 13, 2005

Sporked 

intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)

You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.

Sporked by Essix March 6, 2005

Spoerk glasses

glasses that are entirely too big for someones face.

person 1: wow that person has glasses too big for his face.
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk glasses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh hell no
person 1: i hate you

person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee

Spoerk glasses by Ms. Thompson April 17, 2010

Sperked 

Excited "HYPE"

Dude,Im so sperked for that kegger.
Or.
Man Im spekred Im gonna' beat his ass.

Sperked by Casey & Tity. October 8, 2008

Sporkesucker

Pubes
An Organism That Enjoys The Act Of Smooching Another Organisms Of The Same Or Opposite Sex's Pubic Hair. Also Includes Animals

Tori: Hey Babe
Tami: Hey Sexy ;).
Tori: You Wana Suck My Pubes?
Tami: Oh Yea, Im Such A Sporkesucker.

Sporkesucker by Lauren Miller March 15, 2008