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When you're just about to sneeze, but for some strange reason you don't. Then, just when you put your tissue away, a sneeze explodes from your nose, covering the nearest person in delicious green snot.
John: Huhhhh----
*Holds a tissue up to his nose and gets ready*
*Nothing*
John: What? *puts tissue away*
Steven: Hey man, what's going on?
John: CHOO!!
*Steven is drowning in snot*
Steven: Oh man, that's one hell of a splurgh.
splurgh by jewtube November 11, 2009
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urge to splurge 

When one can no longer hold thy liquids in his body and must have them released.
In school I get the urge to splurge so I whip out my cock and get started
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splurgin 

To spend excessive amounts of money, Buying things to give off the notion that one is ballin
Yo i feel like going to the mall and splurgin today.

O man nice new watch... YEA I WENT SPLURGIN!
splurgin by Ni2Bic October 23, 2006

splurgeded 

yo that guy totally splurgeded
splurgeded by massasivedongling February 17, 2021

plastic splurgery 

excessive shopping in a short period of time, usually using a credit card
Molly was so surprised when she maxed out her credit card, but everyone knew she had a bad plastic splurgery addiction.

red splurge 

1. A KILLING SPREE
2. HAVING SEX WITH A MENSTRUATING WOMAN.
3. WHEN YOU SLICE YOUR VICTIMS THROAT DEEP ENOUGH TO SEVER THE CAROTID ARTERY
I WENT TO DAVE;S HOUSE, BUT THERE WAS AN OBVIOUS RED SPLURGE. THEY WERE ALL HACKED TO BITS.
red splurge by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 17, 2017

Gloop in the splurgy 

Friend: "Yo bro I'm finna gloop in the splurgy."
You: "Bro u got any for me?"