a state of complete and utter coolness. Reaching a level of zen far above anything seen before. Often used as an expression in response to a statement made by a peer, replacing such words as "cool" or "sweet." Having skuffage is far above being cool or sweet.
When a lady or gentleman leaves mark in their undergarments after an act of anal loving. Scuffage is the mixture of semen and poop charmingly left behind as a sticky reminder. Often squeezes out following movement, some hours after the event
Mate, I wish I'd changed my pants after going to Bob's last night...I've got some serious scuffage drying there!
I don’t really enjoy buttsex. The scuffage removal is too much of a clean up