splob

Cross between a spot and a blob. Commonly used in the production of expressionistic paintings.

Put a splob of paint there.

by splatmeister May 22, 2006

splob

Small, baby boy - feeling a bit grumpy.

He's a bit splob today.

by moomintroll May 30, 2005

splob

black person

never underestimate those fuckin slpobs

by bitch nigga April 23, 2003

splob

either: to drop food down you that leaves a stain

or: to cum - women only

oh no! i splobbed!

by splobber August 30, 2023

knob-slob

(verb) The act of performing highly skilled fellatio in such a manner as to provide great joy to the recipient.

His girlfriend knew how to knob-slob like there was no tomorrow.

by The Empress II October 25, 2010

slobber chopper

A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....

God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !

by flash gordon ramsey March 8, 2019

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020