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Small, baby boy - feeling a bit grumpy.
He's a bit splob today.
splob by moomintroll May 30, 2005
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splob by bitch nigga April 23, 2003
either: to drop food down you that leaves a stain

or: to cum - women only
oh no! i splobbed!
splob by splobber August 30, 2023

knob-slob 

(verb) The act of performing highly skilled fellatio in such a manner as to provide great joy to the recipient.
His girlfriend knew how to knob-slob like there was no tomorrow.
knob-slob by The Empress II October 25, 2010

slobber chopper

A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....
God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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