2 definitions by TheOneAndOnlyDude111

Slizzed

The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.

Ali: I got slizzed last night

ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste?

Ali: yeah, average

by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021

Slizzed

The act of being tired and having no dexterity in any situation.

Ali: I got slizzed last night

Christian: yeah sounds cool.

by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021