Slizzed

The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.

Ali: I got slizzed last night

ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste?

Ali: yeah, average

by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021

slizzed

something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication

"Damn! you slizzed!?"

by jamesjoneschicago January 01, 2006

slizzed

Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.

"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."

by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007

Slizz

Slow or dumb

Tina just said Texas is a country she is so slizz

by Phillyyyyyy October 22, 2020

slizzed

to be intoxicated

Boot tut, that bottle of wine got you slizzed!

by Jenn March 18, 2004

slizz

Vagina

Finger my tight little slizz

by magister0 December 26, 2016

Slizz

The feeling when you are utterly out of your mind, the furthest point of intoxication yet still remaining conscious. Can also be used as a noun. A person who slizzes is a slizz.

YOU ARE A SLIZZZ!!
SLIZZIN OUT RIGHT NOW!!
SLIZZZZ (meaning changes depending upon tone of voice)

by Slizzzzzzz September 14, 2017