slizzed

something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication

"Damn! you slizzed!?"

by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006

slizzed

Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.

"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."

by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007

slizzed

to be intoxicated

Boot tut, that bottle of wine got you slizzed!

by Jenn March 18, 2004

Slizzed

The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.

Ali: I got slizzed last night

ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste?

Ali: yeah, average

by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021

slizzed

When one gets more drunk than anyone. The drunkest one has ever been. Getting Slizzed can only end up good. If one is slizzed eternal glory, fame, and hapiness will follow.

Oh shit, that dude is slizzed beyond repair!!!

Im getting hella slizzed tonight!

did anyone see how slizzed slizza got last night?

by slizza May 13, 2009

Slizzed

To write a urban definition using a generic name or a very specific name.

Tonka (Meaning dumb ass)
You pulled a Tonka

By: XxplankerxX
XxplankerxX just Slizzed everyone named Tonka

by Ze koffing boy October 13, 2020

Slizzed

The act of being tired and having no dexterity in any situation.

Ali: I got slizzed last night

Christian: yeah sounds cool.

by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021