split splat

Another word for jizz, cum, sperm. Usually used when describing giving a girl a facial.

1: Did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night?
2: Yea I pull out and split splated all over her face

by SilverFox87 February 18, 2010

shit splat natty splat shits

What happens when you fart after anal sex

I bent over after my man was done pounding my ass and it came out in shit splat natty splat shits

by Cici butt lover November 8, 2015

Cat and the Splat

Sticking "Thing One" and "Thing Two" into the mouth of the blindfolded female participant of an MMF threesome, and trying to climax before she can recite the entirety of Dr. Seuss' "Cat in the Hat" from memory.

"My throat is so sore!"

"Are you getting sick?"

"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."

by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

Splat Albert

Tyree Sampson, the 14 year old 6 foot 5 and 380 pound kid who fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

Splat Albert fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

by R33001 May 8, 2022

Matt Splat

When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.

Amy is such a freak she tried to give herself a Matt Splat much to my amazement and secret arousal.

by matt311311 May 6, 2009

Splat Cave

a room in one's home primarily dedicated to viewing pornographic material; can also be defined at the container or area where one's pornographic materials are stored

My wife was cleaning out the closet this weekend and found my splat cave. I'm not getting laid for a week!

by The Black Irish Social Club July 26, 2009

splat tim

He does it! A meme created that was once a stock inkling (from splatoon) for the splatfest, who was misshapen and named Tim.

Honey! What's a splat Tim?! *insert 9/11 flashbacks in son's mind*

by KFTaco May 12, 2016