split poo 

A drunk bitch shits in a tub with a g string on .

Did she just split poo all over herself ? Gross !!!!

split poo by Omg that girl January 28, 2014

split pea poop 

When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.

My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.

split pea poop by Hunnysmax February 6, 2019

Poop Spit 

When poop hits the water in the toilet and splashes your butt

Poop Spit is when you poop in the toilet and the water splashes up and hits your butt

Poop Spit by Daisy Mae 2005 February 19, 2011

Poopy splat 

smelly thing that comes from a 2 circle part

OMG THERE IS A FREKING POOPY SPLAT AND IT COME FROM U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poopy splat by Poobysoy January 25, 2022

Poop-splat 

Diarrhea

I got the poop-splat

Poop-splat by MartoTTown April 5, 2022