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poop slatt 

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poop slatt by boglequan November 25, 2020

Poop-Splatter-Rama

Poop-Splatter-Rama is when you poop on your hand in the bathroom and then having someone turn around getting smacked in the face with the poop getting tricked. Finally, charging at them, knocking them down, and licking the poop off of their face enjoying it.
I tried to do Poop-Splatter-Rama, but I failed miserably and instead I got poop on my face!

splatter-poop 

EARLY IN THE MOIRNING- after A night of drinking ,USUALLY 24-36 BEERS TO YOUR HEAD- you sit on the toilet to take a crap - BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL HYDRA-CHLORIDE INDUCED GOLF BALLS- its all over the bowl- yes its splatter poop. A LIQUIDY SUBSTANCE LAUNCHED AT 60psi. usually containing no more shred of substance other than possibly some un-chewed beef jerkey youn had for lunch the day before
Dude- NO Fucking WAY am I cleaning that SPLATTER-POOP off the floor and toilet- DAVE DID IT ,LET FUCKIN DAVE CLEAN IT!
splatter-poop by J. ALEXANDER November 20, 2007

poopsplat 

When you have to use the bathroom so badly when you sit on the toilet it splatters everywhere.
Puckett must have really needed to go, look at the poopsplat everywhere.
poopsplat by Jeffica December 1, 2009

Poopsplash 

A strong statement of disagreement; an exclamation which shows dislike for something.
1.Mother: You have to clean your room.
Son: Poopsplash on that mom.

2.Poopsplash! My baseball team just lost the world series.
Poopsplash by The Supreme1 April 6, 2009

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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