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splinting 

Assisting the body's pushing out poop/stool by inserting a finger in the vagina and pushing on the vaginal wall toward the rectum.
"Sometimes it is difficult to have a bowel movement without straining," the University of Michigan Health System write in their explanation of the process. "Perianal Pressure/Splinting is a way to help move the stool out of the anal canal."
splinting by LightningBug February 20, 2021
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Splinting 

When playing a league of legends game, a player tilts and refuses to group, running it down one lane and continuously dying to the enemy team. A combination of splitting and inting.
Damn, Vayne's totally splinting right now. She's died 8 times solo pushing bot, she must have splinters in her fingers.
Splinting by MikeysZombie February 19, 2020

splinting 

The act of working poop down the rectum by guiding it through the exterior wall of the vagina with a finger.
"do you have any tips on constipation?"
"well if there's a little bit in you that you can't seem to get out, try splinting."
splinting by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Splinting is a sexual act (kink) which invol Shoving an object of same or more girth and more length the your penis.
Example of objects: tube of toothpaste,toothbrush, needle, pregnancy test,thermometer ext
My uncle caught me splinting last night
Splinting by Boofuss January 21, 2026

Pussy splinting 

When you spread your legs as far apart as possible then bounce or place anal or vaginal area onto another persons face or object.
Omg i was so turnt i started pussy splinting a pizza.

Shame-splaining 

Shaming or otherwise guilting another party for not sharing the same belief or value system as yourself in an attempt to alter their opinion. This can involve haphazard labeling, or insults of the cursory nature.
James engaged in shame-splaining by calling Pete narrow-minded for his beliefs on gun control, before expressing how gun control should work and how wrong Pete was.

Splanding 

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.
Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding
Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020