splinched 

to be separated.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.

: "[man, my smiley face got splinched"

splinched by nungababy February 4, 2009

Splinched 

You don't want to know

'Arry: "Splinched? What's that?

The Wiz: "You don't want to know"

Splinched by Pseudoscience January 11, 2015

Splinched 

That thing that happens to aux-cords and headphones when you have to hold them in a certain position to work.

"I need to buy new headphones, mine are splinched!"

Mike: "Yo pass the aux"
Jimmy: "Beware, its a little splinchy"

Splinched by BuyBetterCables August 26, 2019

Squinched 

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose

OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!

Squinched by Inzaen April 4, 2021

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

Slunched by LairBear June 13, 2015

spinched 

"Spinched" means to get high.

" You Spinched bro?"

spinched by S Place October 19, 2011

splorched my jammies 

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

splorched my jammies by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020