Splinch 

Verb. This means to send a video game character into a spasm by use of the game player doing so on purpose.
To splinch requires an online game or similar, controlled by keyboard, that uses characters that move using the arrow keys, or W,A,S,D, etc. Splinching is where the on-screen character is made to use both animations of two of the keys you press, at the same time, by pressing them simultaneously. this results in the character trying to move in both directions at once, causing a humerous animation.

Splinching can also be performed by use of a glitch. A user can cause the game to send the character into splinching by performing an illegal move.

Present: Splinching. Past: Splinched.

Person 1. "I KEEL YOUU!!"
Person 2. "OH NOES!! U made me splinch nows!"

Splinch by Papplemanger October 17, 2008

Splinch 

Unit of measure for wine, usually a small amount like half a small glass

Dear, would you pour me a splinch?

Splinch by Ediggity September 6, 2019

Splinch 

The one inch piece of flesh between your asshole and your genitalia

I was pumping away on her, and my dick slipped out and bent in half when I hit her splinch.

Splinch by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 12, 2004

Splintch 

Another word for a fat spastic. People who are called a splintch are really annoying, unattractive and lazy.

You are being a splintch! Stop bothering us!

Splintch by Layup Sticker September 1, 2021

Spinch 

The Mormon boy definition for 'lil bitch'

If you're a spinch you probably have a Grinch fucker blog on Tumblr.com and are a self-proclaimed vegan top.
A spinch never uses the word spinch properly because all spinches are illiterate.

Regular bitch: "Yo Michael, touch my peepee again and I'll publicly leak your Grinch Fucking blog."
Spinch bitch: "I'll spinch your knees."
Regular: "Shut up you illiterate Mormon spinch bitch."

Spinch by Disco Grinch February 7, 2019

spinched 

"Spinched" means to get high.

" You Spinched bro?"

spinched by S Place October 19, 2011

Spinchat 

Spinchat is a website where bipolar virgins with mental illness try to meet girls who put pictures of models from google images as their profile pictures. Now a good 90 percent of the girls on spinchat are 50 year old men who tuck their fat into their sweatpants. Besides the great shemale population on spinchat it also offers many trolls. Most of these trolls were sexually abused when they were younger. There are however the few respectable trolls. Aside from that if you're favorite game happens to be minecraft and you're into watching gay porn I suggest Spinchat is the right place for you.

Example 1:

Guy 1: hey dude let's go on spinchat and make girl accounts

Guy 2: Yeah we should maybe we can find some lesbians that will date us.

Example 2:

Troll: (I'm a 35 year old virgin and I'm mad) :( Goes in *attack mode* "Hey you guys are fags my life is so much better than yours"

Example 3:

RegisteredSexOffender: Damn no one ever wants to hang out with me because I'm an old and ugly fat pervert. I guess I should make a spinchat.

Spinchat by Schitz December 31, 2012