Pseudoscience's definitions

Splinched

You don't want to know

'Arry: "Splinched? What's that?

The Wiz: "You don't want to know"

by Pseudoscience January 11, 2015

Bung Chow

Chinese for "Your daughter's pregnancy brings much joy to the village."

Father Mulcahy kept yelling Bung Chow at the POW thinking it meant "peace and friendship" but he was wrong.

by Pseudoscience February 14, 2015

Tasty

In terms of music, smooth and pleasant sounding, can even mean jazzy.

In terms of women, good lookin' and fine as hell.

Man, that sax riff was fuckin' tasty.

by Pseudoscience September 11, 2016

heartjob

when a girl jerks off your heart

Man, Susan is so amazing, she doesn't just suck off my johnson, she gives me a heartjob

by Pseudoscience July 8, 2017