Spleed

High as f*ck! So high you can barely function!

Yo, that rig got me spleed, I can’t even think straight.

by ObscurityXVI July 08, 2018

Spleed

the point at which a wound, instead of drizzling blood, shoots blood to or further then 10 feet

This man is spleeding!

by SParxter September 24, 2008

Splamining your Spleeds

To describe having friends over and they're all stoned as fuck and doing dumb but funny shit

Wibigiblades..
Ok bro stop splamining your spleeds
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

by Aptolpraidolweeds December 09, 2020