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spleaser 

spleaser comes from the word splasher, and i hope u know exactly what a splasher is, if not... ohhhh boay!

this is a popular word among SG-gangmembers in Hamburg, Germany!

this word can be used in different contexts.

e.g.

-Ron you spleaser, what up? (in this sentence its used as an alternative to fucker, but in a good way)

-Jay's spleaser is the smallest! (here the person is referring to J's spaghetti in the pants)

-Your the biggest spleaser / you're such a spleaser (dumbass, mofo, douchebag)

-You tha splease Cris (baoss, the best, babo, king)

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Sometimes it also referrs to girls called Lisa and Elizabeth as in Spleaser and Espleaserbeth!

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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz
SG Spleaser Scheißa-Gang jizz
spleaser by baosman November 21, 2013
Related Words
Stopping by at someone's house possibly a friend's house for about ten minutes, take a shit at their house then leave. The result of this will make someone's house smell like your shit without you being there.
Mike went to his friend's house just to shleave.
Shleave by HilariouslyVulgar February 1, 2009
Divided by. This term is the word used to describe the mathematical operation of division. Similarly, "plus" is used for addition, "minus" for subtraction, and "times" for multiplication.
12 splave 2 equals 6.
6 splave 3 equals 2.

"9 ÷ 3" is read "nine splave three."
splave by Johnny Starlight April 15, 2005
There is a word for addition(add), Subtraction(minus) and Multiplication(Times), but none for division. So splave was made up.
1 plus 2 = 3
2 minus 1 = 1
3 times 2 = 6
12 splave 2 = 6
splave by A boob April 15, 2005

spleamen 

What comes out of ur cock, when u finish in a girl!!!
I gave you my Spleamen.
spleamen by Bejigabeee May 24, 2017
I'm holding a spleeve - let's make a block.
spleeve by Mr. Fun Lover April 28, 2007
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