splatsville

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splatsville by aimsssss April 21, 2024

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

Splitsville Fountain by bichasse June 3, 2016

splitsville 

originated as a code word for leaving an awkward or unpleasant environment or situation.
to exit, to flee or escape. evacuate the premises
the act of removing oneself from a certain situation.

1. "the police arrived and i was splitsville"

2.
Randy: "dude this party is sooo lame."
Larry: "totally man"
Randy: "splitsville??"
Larry: "yeah definately splitsville"

splitsville by Mark_C May 13, 2006

slutsville 

An area of a particular city or town where there is an abundant amount of sluts / whores / prostitutes, or women who look like them.

Me and da boys are goin' off to slutsville so we can find ourselves a fine piece of ass

slutsville by supamonkey November 29, 2004

head for Splitsville 

to BE ABOUT to split up or break up with one's boy/gilrfriend
to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON

The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.

An old man's parents head for Splitsville and he is scared.

head for Splitsville by Skinswatcher February 19, 2010

Splitsville USA 

When one bird at a restaurant wants one dish and another bird wants that dish also, and thinks another looks delightful too.

Hey [Honey babeometer}, you wanna do splitsville USA?

Splitsville USA by Gloria Todd January 12, 2004

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, and spits the cum into Person B's mouth.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

Splitsville Fountain by bichasse May 27, 2016