spizwink 

A unit of measure. a ficticious Insect that flys around the assholes of a gnat. Commonly referred to in size comparisons.

I had to move it just a Spizwink to the right, to get the part to fit together.

spizwink by Novellprize November 3, 2006

spizwank 

Spizwank is a term which means a fat untalented pile of festering dog poo. Whhyyy esssey. I love a bit of spizwank, it is the wank which happened when u haven't for about 7 months so its proper creamy.

Tommo Looks Like A Pile Of Spizwank! Tommo licks jizz bomb cos he's a fag

spizwank by Paul Morrow April 2, 2008