spitting shit

speaking words and sentences that do not make sense. Usually while high on marijuana.

Dude your spitting shit i cant understand you.

spitting shit by $matttttt$ March 22, 2007

splitting shit 

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

splitting shit by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.

I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...

Asshole Splitting Shit by Pokchop March 5, 2022

Spitting and shitting

When you spit on his weenie while wearing a bikini. Then you shit in his mouth and he swallows because he is not a bitch.

Spitting and shitting is fun
Chum is fum too

Spitting and shitting by Tam tam buttlicker October 24, 2019

shit sitting 

When 2 or more people share one chair.

There are no more chairs left. Want to shit sit with me? Sure! I love shit sitting!

shit sitting by Dancaboi June 16, 2010

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl by Telephony August 6, 2015

Shitting lava 

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016