spitsle

a device used to play the game fritsle-spitsle

Person 2:Here take it its a spitsle.
Person 3:A what?
Person 2:(to person 1)A what?
Person 1:A spitsle.
Person 2:(to person 3)A spitsle.
Person 3: Oh a spitsle

by Cam M January 8, 2006

lick spittle

Lick-spittle. A slimy grovelling and devious person who will do anything to get ahead in their life and career including accepting an order from the boss to lick a big green greasy lump of spit in the hope of promotion or a pat on the head.

I hate that bastard , always crawling up the bosses arse - he's a real lick spittle

by QWERTY1 June 18, 2006

shitsleeve

asswipe, shithead, shitbum, asshole, dickhead, ect.

Can you believe that shitsleeve sold his car for Motley Crue tickets?

by Shane Arnold May 13, 2005

Spitley

Spitley means paper, of course

I am writing on a piece of spitley

by Ujkdsadnmaspoiepio December 29, 2006

Shitslegiggleharious

The dumbest person in your friend group

Shut up Shitslegiggleharious

by Visual48 December 12, 2022

aw donkey spittle

It's another way of saying "aw crap"

A: We don't believe this crazy old man
B: Aw donkey spittle

by Queen of all Senpias May 16, 2018

Shitsleep

The immensely pleasurable act of taking a large shit and proceeding to go to bed directly after. The expanded anal sphincter, aka asshole, when combined with the normal force or the pushing up of the bed, provides a very sensual and pleasurable experience.

James Woods: I'm gonna shitsleep tonight.
Peter Griffin : What did ya have Mexican for lunch?

by Alduin_Jot December 13, 2012