spite baby 

When a women has a secret affair and gets pregnant by another man who is not her husband or boyfriend and does not tell them and lets them think it's theirs... word and definition provided Lisa Davis

John that's not your kid , it's a spite baby .. ... Sue never told you she was running around behind your back

spite baby by Jimmy Big Love August 14, 2017

spit baby 

A child born out of oral sex.

My dad told me I was a spit baby.

spit baby by l33tp August 21, 2004

spike baby 

A baby that is made when you have guests at your house. Basically having sex when your mom is downstairs.

I told her that I was going to impregnate her mother with a spike baby.

spike baby by Christain Chang June 13, 2016

spit baby 

A spit baby is woman who loves to spit on a blokes cock and balls when she's giving him a blow job. The reason she does this is to keep things well lubed. It also helps to prevent the inside of his foreskin from getting too sore.

I went out with a girl the other night who gave me a fantastic blow job, she was a real spit baby.

spit baby by pipesucker May 8, 2018

Spike Baby 

Someone who is constantly the victim of a spike in super smash bro's.

Hey Riley you little Spike Baby.

Spike Baby by Cow205 July 1, 2024

baby spice 

following the tragic events that happened that one evening of march the 3rd 2007, a young goldfish,was taken under attack in a home invasion. the attacker known only to authorities as 'jimdoug', allegedly had his partner in crime 'kale' grab baby spice with his forearm placed directly into the goldfish's home and cornered it. jimdoug then under substansial peer pressure began to swallow baby spice whole while onlookers stood by and did nothing. a memorial service was held in honour of baby spice the following day with many of baby spices friends in attendance.

Although her life was ended tragically only three days into the young fishes life, she will be missed and her memory will forever live on in the stomach of the one 'jimdoug'.

im lieu of flowers, donations can be made in the form of beer to Team LP'd.

R.I.P baby spice March 1st,2007- March 3rd,2007

"i can feel it swimming!"

"remember when jd ate that goldfish? that was awesome!"

"baby spice was the created a legendary weekend"

baby spice by geoff06 December 14, 2008

Baby Spit

Also known as jizz, originated by a German tourist when he asked if the car was tainted before he went for a ride to his "destination". He worries of vandalism.

"Oh man" so I hopped into this uber, right, and so I noticed it smelled like burnt rubber and fucked buttholes with fresh baby spit on the rear window, so I said Hell no! And so I requested a new uber.."

Baby Spit by 2brzlp June 14, 2024