spiltting 

The act of separating a child from his/her/their biological parent but the use of deception.

Selling a parent in order to cause her to become pregnant with someone whose pedigree is close enough to yours that the child can pass as yours.

Sharply stripping the biological parent of all rights: human, constitutional, national, state, and federal, so the biological parent has no hopes of ever learning of the traffic that the biological child gets stuck in or the type of rest area the child is left at on the side of a state or federal highway, one in which you must pay the toll.

Spiltting is a word that is the best word and I know words.

spiltting by GlassOnionsWalrus June 22, 2020

Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat

James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch

Sitting bitch by shlubster March 3, 2014

Shitting lava 

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

shitting Irish 

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

shitting Irish by jpg3 February 1, 2015

shitting like a goose 

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

shitting like a goose by #1SMTX October 3, 2015

A Splitting of the Mind 

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."

I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

A Splitting of the Mind by xxxStatic January 4, 2014

binge-shitting 

What naturally happens following binge-eating.

After a particularly intense and protracted eating episode, I passed out during the binge-shitting phase.

binge-shitting by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018