spiky poo

The really painful shits that come out ure ass which feel like they have razor wire attached to them.

man 1: 'are u finished in there yet?'

man 2: 'no, gonna be a little while longer, i got a spiky poo lodged in me ringpiece'

by Katie Muffins!!! December 22, 2005

spiky poop

A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.

Oh my God! The spiky poop impaled Jorge! Run!

by Mr. Ornelas September 14, 2017

Spiky Poop

An evil embodiment of vile feces, spawned when a person eats too many baconburgers and donuts. They are generally long and snake-like, covered in spikes, and have no front or end. The more it consumes, the larger it grows, until it cannot be stopped.

He stared into the toilet with horror as he saw the newly spawned spiky poop writhing within the bowl.

by Mr. Ornelas May 28, 2018

Spicy poop

Fecal matter that contains trace spices, peppers, chilis, or oils from the person's last meal, causing the pooper anal discomfort or burning, ranging from mild to severe. This discomfort occurs while pooping and possibly up to 24 hours thereafter, dependent on level of spiciness of the consumed food.

Dude, after eating "El Burrito Diablo" from that mexican place, I have had spicy poop 3 times this morning alone. This is worse than when i ate the Atomic Wings!

by milkacow October 8, 2010

spicy poobers

A spicy poober is when you eat a very spicy food and you take a shit that burns the fuck out of your ass crack and your ass hairs when you shit

Justin Bieber took a spicy poobers after eating a dozen jalapeños.

by Spicypoobers July 12, 2016

spikey poop

A jagged mineral like expulsion associated with explosive anal pain after constipation

Daquarita ate a whole block of cheese, then she had a spikey poop. That poop was on fleek.

by daquarita February 17, 2015

Spikey Poop

A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)

Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out

Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!

Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine

by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020