SpikeTV 

A television network whose only good shows are reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. A television network that prides itself on sexism and idiocy.

SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.

SpikeTV by jesster79 February 2, 2006

SpikeTV 

A network for men, once they get rid of those damn reality TV shows and show more of the A-Team.

Two good parts about Spike TV are that Elimination show and Star Trek: The New Generation.

SpikeTV by true October 17, 2003

SpikeTV 

Best. Channel. EVER. Originally known as TNN, then "The New TNN".

SpikeTV's show, MXC, is the funniest show ever.

SpikeTV by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003

SpikeTV 

The Striperella Channel!

Everytime I watch Striperella I jack off without moving my hand.

SpikeTV by Erin Wakey Balowey December 5, 2003

Spike TV 

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.

"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."
"What will you call it?"
"Android Kick-Fucking"
"Spike TV will be all over that."

Spike TV by Dave September 19, 2003

Spike TV 

The male answer to the feminist crap on Lifetime

A REAL man watches Spike!

Spike TV by Trudeau October 29, 2004

Spiketown 

a destination in a volleyball game when one player lays the law down by spiking the ball on their opponent. Hence the term "taking you to spiketown"

TK and Jim made it rain and took his bitch ass to spiketown after he ran his mouth.

Spiketown by jpdangles July 9, 2009