spiderheck

a very amazing game by Neverjam

yo wanna play spiderheck

by AntoniusB2007 May 13, 2022

Spiderdick

When you masturbate or when pulling your dick out of her vagina and you ejaculate uncontrollably, resembling spider man shooting webs.

I just spiderdicked on the wall.

I have messed my room with my spiderdick.

by Yoraesha August 17, 2017

Spiderhead

A person who creates false situations and irrational fears in their head of otherwise normal situations.

"Man I'm such a spiderhead, I can't even talk to a cashier"

by Therealme'smiles' April 27, 2023

spiderjockey

minecraft a skeleton that rides a spider... have fun!!!!!

spiderjockey + mincraft player = OMFG!!!!!! FMLl... FML... FML... FML... FML...

by random guy who plays minecraft January 5, 2012

Spiderdick

When a girl you are banging has not had sex in so long that you have to go through the cobwebs and get bit on the dick by a spider.

I was with this girl the other night and she gave me Spiderdick!

by Crazyman4685 January 21, 2011

Spiderection

The process in which peter parker, the protagonist of the Spiderman films, creams himself over the girl he's simping for at that moment in time.

B E T E R has an spiderection for mary jane watson.

by Ottovonoof May 13, 2020

spidercock

A veiny penis or a veiny, hairy penis. Or one who hunts bar flies.

He was so old he got it up and had a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.

by Stacker Gilder January 24, 2021