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Spiderdick 

When you masturbate or when pulling your dick out of her vagina and you ejaculate uncontrollably, resembling spider man shooting webs.
I just spiderdicked on the wall.

I have messed my room with my spiderdick.
Spiderdick by Yoraesha August 17, 2017

Spiderhead 

A person who creates false situations and irrational fears in their head of otherwise normal situations.
"Man I'm such a spiderhead, I can't even talk to a cashier"
Spiderhead by Therealme'smiles' April 27, 2023

spiderjockey 

minecraft a skeleton that rides a spider... have fun!!!!!
spiderjockey + mincraft player = OMFG!!!!!! FMLl... FML... FML... FML... FML...

Spiderdick 

When a girl you are banging has not had sex in so long that you have to go through the cobwebs and get bit on the dick by a spider.
I was with this girl the other night and she gave me Spiderdick!
Spiderdick by Crazyman4685 January 21, 2011

Spiderection 

The process in which peter parker, the protagonist of the Spiderman films, creams himself over the girl he's simping for at that moment in time.
B E T E R has an spiderection for mary jane watson.
Spiderection by Ottovonoof May 13, 2020

spidercock 

A veiny penis or a veiny, hairy penis. Or one who hunts bar flies.
He was so old he got it up and had a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.
spidercock by Stacker Gilder January 24, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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