spicy mustard 

Douche Bag

You are spicy mustard

spicy mustard by Adage April 3, 2015

Spicy Mustard Salad 

When two gay zombies squirt black cum onto each other after having protected intercourse. This sometimes occurs in large card boxes with unicorns.

Dude, I saw some zombies make some spicy mustard salad in the alley last night. "Creep status."

Spicy Mustard Salad by bdeckerlaklak24601 October 30, 2011

Spicy Brown Mustard 

Sexual lubricant which is likely to create a warm burning sensation on contact.

"Massage my penis with spicy brown mustard plz."

Spicy Brown Mustard by Vicorin July 3, 2006

spicy brown mustard Sprayer 

when your significant other squats over your face and begins to slowly push warm watery diarrhea into your mouth

John: hey bro...my wife is ready for the spicy brown mustard sprayer
Tommy: bro...what the fuck

spicy brown mustard Sprayer by conril sizzil July 20, 2020