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Spackle Jack

Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.
Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole
Spackle Jack by maMFz11 January 15, 2019

Shit Spackle 

This is the shit that is caked onto different areas of the toilet and won't wash away after some lard ass releases a gas packed diarrhea load!
Every time that fatass uses our restroom, there's shit spackle in there for days
Shit Spackle by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Hit spit spackle

A hit spit spackle is when you are going to violently hit someone till they can barely see there mother it is also a very dangerous threat
Person: *being annoying*. You:I’m gonna hit spit spackle you.
Hit spit spackle by Trap master February 8, 2021

blowing spackle 

aggressively violent diarrhea
The day old Chili Caused such a stomach ache I spent the whole night blowing spackle all over the toilet.
blowing spackle by marble_player December 4, 2010

Poo Spackle 

The result of when you do a poo and it rockets out of your ass, spackling poo all over the inside of the toilet bowl as if a poo bomb went off.
Dammit, Jeff, why'd you have to go and leave poo spackle all over the inside of my toilet? Now it's all dried to the sides and when I flush, it won't come off. Grab a brush and start scrubbing my toilet bowl clean, you fucker!!!!
Poo Spackle by GreatMightyPoo73 December 11, 2011

sack spackle 

when a guy wipes his ass back to front, smearing shit on the back of his scrotum
Dude, I took a solid beef shit and when I wiped I totally sack spackled myself.
sack spackle by Guts February 17, 2007