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schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!
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splacktastical 

Something that is better than anything you've ever seen before. Amazing.
Those gray Nike shoes are splacktastical.
splacktastical by SaltySnit April 13, 2017

Sphlicking 

The act of trying to flick a semi moist booger that refuses to become airborne. Once it has been picked by an index finger it will stick on the thumb as it is trying to be flicked, then when it is flicked by the thumb it then sticks to index finger. This process can can go back and forth for a long period of time until it is wiped off, dried out, or simply eaten.
If you think that it was disgusting watching that chick pick her nose, you would have freaked watching her panic as she was sphlicking it back and forth while on stage.
Sphlicking by Bagabagis May 24, 2012

splackavellie 

n. A man who satisfies the sexual needs of female who is dissatisfied with the sexual perfomance of her boyfriend or a husband. The relationship between the female and the splackavellie is strictly sexual.
Comes from the song "Splackavellie" performed by Pressha
Tired of her husband's lackluster performance in bed, Jane called her splackavellie, Brock to ease her frustration.
splackavellie by kozmic_cocoa August 1, 2005
(noun)

1. In reference to fucking or going to pound-town with another individual. Specifically, with sexual occurrences where a "splack"-like sound resonates due to any or all of the following:
- testicles smacking the vulva due to positioning of the well-known "doggy-style" sex method
- "makin' it clap" with the addition of extra bodily fluids to really create a thick "splack" sound (with some bASS)

(adj.)

1. A descriptive word that can replace "fuck", when used to describe something intense, except with a higher magnitude of the "dayuuum" factor
"Shit man, I was splackin' that ho all night. She got it goood."

"That chronic was so dope, my mind was splacked, thizzle-style..... heh heh"
splack by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

Schlacker 

One who schlacks; lacking behind in things
Holy hell! He's such a schlacker!
Schlacker by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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