spermghetti 

The special sauce administerd by the world famous italian restaurant 'Guarcello's'. It consists of a man (N. Guarcello) ejaculating on a bowl of pasta noodles, then videotaping his girlfriend or mistress eating said bowl of pasta noodles while laughing in a sinical manor.

N. Guarcello: "Oh yeah, munch that spermghetti you snatch burger"
Random Skank: "But I don't wanna!!"
N. Guarcello: "SHUT UP AND EAT MY SPERMGHETTI!!!! I SLAVED AWAY FOR 5 FULL MINUTES TO WHIP YOU UP A FRESH BATCH!!!!!!!"

spermghetti by angelnine9 April 28, 2007

Wet Speghetti

(refering to the penis) When a male becomes so heavily intoxicated that his penis is not able to become erect. The penis therefore resembles limp "wet speghetti".

A man has about 15 beers and convinces a young woman to come to his cadillac. They both take off their clothes and are ready to engage in sexual activity. However, the guy cannot seem to get his penis hard. The man suffered from Wet Speghetti.

Wet Speghetti by Phil Carr March 19, 2007

gorilla eating speghetti 

What it looks like when a fat person gives birth to a little person.

Wow Curtis that looked like a Gorilla eating speghetti!!

gorilla eating speghetti by asdfas May 27, 2006

speghetti 

From the raysmithalinguis dialect meaning sex, to "hit that" get some, or a food reference to vaginas

Yo modee you gettin some speghetti?

speghetti by Tivo December 13, 2004

speghetti O's 

small mushrooms that look a little purple and make you trip your mind out.

Man those speghetti O's made me trip out of my mind last night!

speghetti O's by Jim February 9, 2004

Anal Speghetti 

One who's ass is rather spicey. Complete opposite of "crotch cookie"

While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."

*names have been changed.

Anal Speghetti by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009

Speghetti Arms 

A phrase you use when someone is flailing about in conversation and cant come up with a logical or coherent thought and flails about verbally trying to come up with something

A "and that's why it costs more to make a penny than a penny is worth."
B " uh uh uh uh ummm, well, that ackshually not true becuz uh uh uh ummmm"
A "oooooh speghetti arms"

Speghetti Arms by VeerandZara May 9, 2025