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Definitions by angelnine9

mush tips 

When two or more men press the tips of their penises together.
Jay and Kyle were chill bros and wanted to try something new. While sitting around being bored one day, Kyle suggested they "mush tips". Jay promptly agreed and they removed their shorts and underwear and mushed the tips of their penises together so hard it looked like one long headless penis.
mush tips by angelnine9 November 8, 2012
To completely fuck something up so bad that a large number of people show great displeasure with you.
Damn Ted, you really Mowo'd that one...didn't ya?
Mowo by angelnine9 May 4, 2009

spermghetti 

The special sauce administerd by the world famous italian restaurant 'Guarcello's'. It consists of a man (N. Guarcello) ejaculating on a bowl of pasta noodles, then videotaping his girlfriend or mistress eating said bowl of pasta noodles while laughing in a sinical manor.
N. Guarcello: "Oh yeah, munch that spermghetti you snatch burger"
Random Skank: "But I don't wanna!!"
N. Guarcello: "SHUT UP AND EAT MY SPERMGHETTI!!!! I SLAVED AWAY FOR 5 FULL MINUTES TO WHIP YOU UP A FRESH BATCH!!!!!!!"
spermghetti by angelnine9 April 28, 2007

phi alpha 

The secret motto of the Sigma Alpha Epsilong fraternity. Now is used as a measure of truth between brothers. Also used as a greeting, agreement, or kudos.
man 1: "I railed this whore last night in the ass"
man 2: "BS!"
man 1: "phi alpha i railed her in the ass"
man 2: "right on, i knew she was a whore"
phi alpha by angelnine9 September 22, 2006

tax it like the brittish 

To have sex with a woman very hard.
Damn, I would tax her like the BRITTISH!
I'm gonna go shnake some grub.

Hey, can you shnake that sandwich for me while you're up.
shnake by angelnine9 March 20, 2004