spergel

1. the act something stupid and juvenile without any thought of consequences

2. asparagus (roughly translated from german)

I pulled a spergel yesterday when I told him he had an ugly nose

by spergel September 30, 2006

Spengel

To masturbate in an event where there are only males participating. During the masturbation, the person is caught by another group of males. The person then makes lies and says he was doing something else, such as packing a tin. This is usually done in a bathroom stall.

"Dude, why is everyone making fun of Steven?"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John

by Marky Dubz October 31, 2009

sperglord

Internet caricature of typical self diagnosed aspergers suffering shutin that has to provide input on everything and anything in the most obnoxious, self unaware, or creepy manner possible.

See Crucifixion in anime page on wikipedia

Or just wikipedia which is edited by sperglords

by vaguba December 6, 2009

Sperglord

Someone who feels the need to be correct and validate themselves by stating facts or truisms regardless of circumstance, despite being completely socially inept at gauging exactly how much of a nobgobbler this makes them.

World of Warcraft Player: Quit being a sperglord.

Sperglord: <googles sperglord, doesn't like what he sees, and missing the point entirely, adds a less self-condemning definition (tagging "truth") which just makes him look like an even bigger sperglord>

by lolsperglords November 8, 2011

snergelly

A linear object such as a hose, pipe or wire that has been twisted, convoluted, or having many minor bends or twists along its length, but retaining an overall linear form.

The old garden hose looked rather snergelly as it dangled from the rooftop.

by seussfan March 31, 2011

spergling

A tiny aspergers whiner.

That damned spergling wont shut up!

by DunAsk November 3, 2015

spergery

also written 'spergery, with an apostrophe

1. a. describes something having to do with Asperger syndrome, or extremely nerdy, obsessive, or social-skill-lacking behavior.

2. n Asperger's like behavior or atmosphere. Describes an activity nobody with a life/social skills would or should attempt. Examples include spending hours with spreadsheets figuring out the inner workings of an online game, or trying to get Linux to work. Not being able to take a joke about Linux would certainly fall under this term.

"Funny how the whole EV thing is almost unmentioned in the game itself and it took internet 'spergery to figure out how the leveling system really worked." From a Warhammer 40,000 forum

“Foobar requires so much spergery that even I could only stand to use it for like a day.” （describing a highly customizable music player)

on religion: "Higher IQ people with 'spergery tendencies don't care about this, because they have no need to connect with any community."

by gunbladezero May 17, 2010