A small town near Eastport and "The Hamptons". Speonk consists of a pizzaria, chinese restaurant, deli, gym, bagel store, bar, seafood store, train station, and an auto shop. A town so small that a rock can be thrown over the whole town. If you live in speonk the most excitement is the train station. Nobody famous is from Speonk.
For fun the locals of Speonk have rock throwing contests to see how far out of town they can throw them.
noun, pronounced "Spee-Oh"
acronym for Self Proclaimed Expert On Everything
The annoying know-it-all in everyone's social circle, or quasi-member thereof, who always insists on one-upping the person controlling a current conversation with useless factoids or name-dropping to make himself appear more knowledgable or superior to the audience in question. Considers himself (herself) the perfect candidate for "Jeopardy"
Did you hear how many times he interrupted her description of her trip to New York to correct her and brag about his trip to Boston. Dude, he is such a SPEOE