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A small town near Eastport and "The Hamptons". Speonk consists of a pizzaria, chinese restaurant, deli, gym, bagel store, bar, seafood store, train station, and an auto shop. A town so small that a rock can be thrown over the whole town. If you live in speonk the most excitement is the train station. Nobody famous is from Speonk.
For fun the locals of Speonk have rock throwing contests to see how far out of town they can throw them.
by SpeonkGirl December 17, 2010
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