speontas

A legendary being known to come out only at night to eat and plays league of legends 25hrs a day. In addition he is an otherworldly dumbass having a hard time with simple math such as "2+2=", likes to make jokes to entertain himself but finds himself receiving positive comments like:"you're not funny!" and "u know, that is cultural appropriation.."

dunno speontas

by nibbathesecond November 20, 2021

Spontastic

Some friends were hotboxing a car, having a coherent discussion about a topic that is no longer remembered, when one of the friends remarked, "...a spontastic lightning strike."

The root of the word is a bit of a mystery, but most likely it is a stoned mixup between spontaneous and fantastic. Such can be taken as the meaning.

Five minutes after the session, I was spontastically stoned.

I had some spontastic sex last night...with your mom.

by The Brain May 5, 2004

Spoontastic

Something that is particularly easy to eat.

"That pudding was spoontastic dad!"

by Borbus December 17, 2008

spentasm

1. An euphoric state
2. An orgasm so intense it leaves you too tired to function; spent.

Man, I pounded Sally for two hours last night, and the spentasm left me in a spentasm.

by chris & kellie September 5, 2005