speontas 

A legendary being known to come out only at night to eat and plays league of legends 25hrs a day. In addition he is an otherworldly dumbass having a hard time with simple math such as "2+2=", likes to make jokes to entertain himself but finds himself receiving positive comments like:"you're not funny!" and "u know, that is cultural appropriation.."

dunno speontas

speontas by nibbathesecond November 20, 2021

Spontastic 

Some friends were hotboxing a car, having a coherent discussion about a topic that is no longer remembered, when one of the friends remarked, "...a spontastic lightning strike."

The root of the word is a bit of a mystery, but most likely it is a stoned mixup between spontaneous and fantastic. Such can be taken as the meaning.

Five minutes after the session, I was spontastically stoned.

I had some spontastic sex last night...with your mom.

Spontastic by The Brain May 5, 2004

Spoontastic 

Something that is particularly easy to eat.

"That pudding was spoontastic dad!"

Spoontastic by Borbus December 17, 2008

spentasm

1. An euphoric state
2. An orgasm so intense it leaves you too tired to function; spent.

Man, I pounded Sally for two hours last night, and the spentasm left me in a spentasm.

spentasm by chris & kellie September 5, 2005

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008