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Freedom Speeding 

The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.
"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."

"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."
Freedom Speeding by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011

spending amnesia 

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.
"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
spending amnesia by whydee September 16, 2011

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.
Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.
Poop-speeding by Jakebreak July 7, 2009

spedoinkle 

1. Adj., Of or relating to something wonderful.
2. Noun, Expletive popular in the Mid to Late 1800's Frontier America. (See Alferd Packer).
1. I think I know precisely what I mean when I say it's a spedoinkle day!
2. Spedoinkle! I just got my foot caught in a bear trap.
spedoinkle by Bryce September 12, 2003
A fat, fake, stupid dickhead. Usually has no friends and will work hard trying to be cool and fit in with the rest of the croud.
Look at that goon trying to be black, what a fucking Speding!
Speding by Jermyn December 28, 2007