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SPEEED

Pretty much a guy who comes from fucking no where, fast in the bed, a fast liar, but a slow thinker and is a brain dead donkey who thinks that donating brain cells is a possibility
WHATS UP "SPEEED", ya down syndrome looking daft cunt
by ShakiroMaz April 16, 2018
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I am speeed

hacker: "I am speeed."
person: "no actually, jon arbuckle is speeed."
by racist (I love racing cars) January 4, 2021
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Speed Chamber

A damp reinforced room typically located in a dark and dilapidated basement that houses and stores Mongolian child sex slaves (usually seven) for sacred rituals in Feridon's name.
"Trust me, a speed chamber can never be too reinforced. You don't want those little sex slaves to have any hope of escape."
by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019
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at the speed of laughs

This describes either comical behavior or buffonary by someone making foolish statements.
The opposing party's bill is coming to us at the speed of laughs!
by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017
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Blue Speed

Blue Speed is blue amphetamine. Usually, it's blue Ethylamphetamine. It's made by the reductive amination of Phenyl-2-Propanone with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. It's a stimulant used to study and give a boost of confidence and energy. It's also good for ADHD and ADD.
I tried 25mg blue speed and I was studying for hours. I was also kind of hyper and energetic and confident. ◉_◉
by CognitiveFuel November 3, 2022
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Spicy Speedbag

When you are having anal (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to fuck. The now spicy testicles hit the vagina repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the vagina.
Girl: You wouldn't believe Chris last night he gave me a spicy Speedbag. I douched twice and it still burned!
by SeñorChub April 13, 2014
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Speed Packer

A speed packer is a packer who can say multiple jokes and words quickly in a short amount of time. Nonstop packing.
"I couldn't even get my joke in because he's a speed packer, I couldn't say my jokes as fast as he did!"
by thethizzkid December 13, 2020
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