SPEEED
Pretty much a guy who comes from fucking no where, fast in the bed, a fast liar, but a slow thinker and is a brain dead donkey who thinks that donating brain cells is a possibility
SPEEED by ShakiroMaz April 16, 2018
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I am speeed
I am speeed by racist (I love racing cars) January 4, 2021
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Speed Chamber
A damp reinforced room typically located in a dark and dilapidated basement that houses and stores Mongolian child sex slaves (usually seven) for sacred rituals in Feridon's name.
"Trust me, a speed chamber can never be too reinforced. You don't want those little sex slaves to have any hope of escape."
Speed Chamber by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019
at the speed of laughs
at the speed of laughs by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017
Blue Speed
Blue Speed is blue amphetamine. Usually, it's blue Ethylamphetamine. It's made by the reductive amination of Phenyl-2-Propanone with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. It's a stimulant used to study and give a boost of confidence and energy. It's also good for ADHD and ADD.
I tried 25mg blue speed and I was studying for hours. I was also kind of hyper and energetic and confident. ◉_◉
Blue Speed by CognitiveFuel November 3, 2022
Spicy Speedbag
When you are having anal (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to fuck. The now spicy testicles hit the vagina repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the vagina.
Girl: You wouldn't believe Chris last night he gave me a spicy Speedbag. I douched twice and it still burned!
Spicy Speedbag by SeñorChub April 13, 2014
Speed Packer
A speed packer is a packer who can say multiple jokes and words quickly in a short amount of time. Nonstop packing.
"I couldn't even get my joke in because he's a speed packer, I couldn't say my jokes as fast as he did!"
Speed Packer by thethizzkid December 13, 2020
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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