speed-shipping 

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating

That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!

speed-shipping by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

Speed Skipping 

Taking Adderall and XTC together.

"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"

Speed Skipping by woahimbomb April 10, 2009

Speed-jay-skipping

Skipping across the street at a quick pace without using a crosswalk.

"Speed-jay-skipping across University got to class this morning."

Speed-jay-skipping by Marsden2374 November 2, 2008

Shopping sPee 

The sudden urge to urinate WHILE shopping with a buddy or while trying to get the key into the locked door of your home when you return from shopping so you can pee.

The Shopping sPee is usually experienced by women of a "certain age" that have had one or more children and is similar to the Sneeze Pee and Laughter Dribble.

It is recommended that women who experience ANY of the above cross their legs immediately, stand completely still and wait for the sensation to pass before running immediately to pee on the toilet seat.

You get the groceries out of the car! I have to stand here for a minute...I feel a shopping spee coming on!

Shopping sPee by Exsalad January 4, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004