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speed-chub 

the condition of an erection after taking too many stimulants
i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.

this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)

now bend down further i need to do a line
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speedcubing 

Speedcubing is the hobby of solving the Rubik's cube incredibly fast (eg. 30 seconds or faster). A person who practises speedcubing may be known as a speedcuber.
Even after the official competition had finished, the competitors couldn't stop speedcubing.
speedcubing by Jasmine Lee August 22, 2004

speedcubist 

A person that can solve the Rubik's Cube rediculously fast and deeply understands the profound methodologies involved.
We speedcubist are an elite group of puzzlist.
speedcubist by Doug Lee December 9, 2003
A speedcube is a Rubik's cube that has been specially prepared for speedcubing. Preparation often includes adjusting the screws and lubing the inner mechanism with a silicone-based spray.
The speedcuber was terribly upset when his favourite speedcube was stolen.
speedcube by Jasmine Lee August 22, 2004

speedcuber 

Someone who can consistently solve a rubik's cube very quickly and possibly enters rubik's cube speed competitions.
Dude's a speedcuber. He can solve a cube in under 20 seconds.
speedcuber by qpmarl December 29, 2006

speedcubing 

solving the rubik's cube, best puzzle ever, as fast as possible. It is very entertaining to solve, especially when you can solve it in under 30 seconds. It is a very physically demanding sport. You need to have very fast fingers and reaction speeds. It is very much like track and field.
speedcubing.com has list of cube records.World record so far is 9.77 seconds by Erik Akk
speedcubing by cubist picasso December 9, 2007

speedcubing 

The sport of solving Rubik's cube type puzzles as fast as possible.
Mats Valk holds the current 3x3 speedcubing world record of 5.55 seconds.
speedcubing by RickSlick February 16, 2014
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